There’s also a videogame for some stupid ass reason, It’s made better when you have some alcohol in your system. It’s about America’s Favorite Dog, and how he wants to fuck, so he finds a lady Beethoven, and non-consentually impregnates her, which causes her owner to freak out and try to harm Beethoven’s White Ass Family. So without further delay, let’s get back into the groove of things with a fantastically shitty movie: Your eyes do not deceive you! Film Drunkies is back and better than ever! (Not really, but whatever) We hope you had plenty of time to rest those livers, because we’ve spent the past few months damaging ours for your entertainment and pleasure. Thepagemaster pagemaster movies drinks drunk drank meryl streep the post magyar tumblisok instragram tumblr hot gays gaycock cock ass rimmel sluts gaysluts twinks daddies daddy fuck fucking animals anal lube lemons water
“We have our first caller, and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show” - Kent Brockman Well anyway, expect our next game to come out in another year or so! Just kidding…JUST KIDDING! We will be trying to post games again with more regularity, so come back and make some more bad decisions with us!
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So if you played this game correctly, you should have been full of potential, gumption, and pretentiousness at the beginning like this:īut by the end you should have been more on the level of… Oh hey, here’s a picture of Macaulay Culkin with his eyes and mouth upside down! You’ll know what that means.ħ) Drink whenever Whoopi is living her fantasy.Ĩ) Take a HEAVY DRINK for the Alice and Wonderland bit.ĩ) Drink 4 times for the sanctuary joke because it’s mildly entertaining.ġ0) Rules are doubled if they take place in the real world!ġ2) Drink when you wonder, “What happed to Mr. On to the rules!ġ) Drink whenever Rich lists a statistic.ģ) Drink whenever someone says a book title or an author’s name.Ĥ) Drink whenever they say RICHARD or RICHIE.Ħ) Drink whenever Ed Begley Jr is vaguely Begley. You’d be better off playing our Liar Liar drinking game. Remember when he tried to kill Frodo in that white-ass New England town?
He become completely worthless once we didn’t want anymore Home Alone’s.
On the plus side, Whoopi Goldberg and Patrick Stewart are in it.
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So it’s a movie about the benefits of reading that’s the crappy part. Somehow Christopher Lloyd banishes the kid to a book world and the kid has to learn that books are awful and he needs to get out of the house more. He has no friends and his dad hates him because his kid won’t build a tree house, you know how all little kids love construction projects. Hooray? The Pagemaster is the unnecessary story of a wiener kid who loves to read. Welcome back, jerks! Happy 2017 2018! Let’s start this year off right with a movie that will make you say, “Oh yeah, I kinda remember that.”